JAMIE: (realizing Sooz is in the mens)
The men's toilet, have you grown a penis?
SOOZ: No, Have you?
ALEX: You were flirting with him all night!
NICKI: Who?
ALEX: Serge!
NICKI: I was NOT
ALEX: Nicki, your knickers were around your ankles.
ALEX: (trying to dissuade Jamie from handing out flyers with his phone number on the street)
Do you really think any girl in her right mind is gonna call you?
JAMIE: Two Words my son ... Sex Digest
ALEX: Two more ... Insane Asylum.
ALEX: I'm not being hetrophobic...some of my bestfriends are straight.
ALLEN: Cover me in marmite and lick it off!
SOOZ: Jamie. If you really want to help you should go and creat a performance piece.You know something along the lines of ... Food as dirt .... Juxtaposed with the cleansing ritual.
JAMIE: Right, so you want me to do the washing up, then.
(ALEX trying to teach ALLEN to flirt, with JAMIE as the ginniepig)
ALEX: (Struggiling)...so... do you come here often?
JAMIE: God this is tragic, lets see what young gaywalkers got.
ALLEN: Cuppa tea? (opening the hatch -to sooz's room)
SOOZ: (throws a magazine through the hatch)
ALLEN: Is that a yes, or a no?
ALEX: Welcome to the joy of Sooz. Guess you never know.
NICKI: IF you kids are gonna fight, I'll send you to your rooms.
ALLEN: so here's how I see it You're almost a teacher, and I'm pretty much a student so it'd be a really bad idea if you kissed me.
ALEX: What?
ALLEN: It'd be like crossing a line.
ALEX: Yeah, and that's preciselt why I'm NOT gonna do it.
ALLEN: No, but I can SAY ya did, Yeah?
ALEX: Are you threatening me? When I can tell them that you were sitting in here, underage...
ALLEN: (taking one of Alex's tequilas) Drinking a drink that you bought me?
ALEX: (grabs his wrist.)
ALLEN: With you holding my hand?
ALEX: You're screwed up.
ALLEN: Kiss me or Ill say you did. You know you want to.
ALEX: No I don't.
ALLEN: Yes you do. Al ... Sir...
ALEX: Painters?
JAMIE: Defently
ALEX: In residence?
JAMIE: Big Time
ALEX: Ouch!
ALEX: The first time I have sex with a woman and I may have got her pregnant.
NICKI: What are you going on about?
ALEX: I made love...to you
NICKI: Well if you did I wasn't in the room at the time.
NICKI: Anyway, me and Rob. That'd never work...Right?
ALLEN: I only said I fancied Rob , not that I wanted his babies
ALEX: Biologically speaking, thats a good thing.
NICKI: Get over him, hes just a bloke. We've all been there with Rob
ROB: You got a sleeping bag?
NICKI: Don't worry about that. You can sleep with me. (Pause) Sleep its where you dream, remember?!
ROB: I miss this, I miss my friends, I miss having dinner on my knee and not doing the washing up. I miss Sunday moring hang-overs and no milk in the fridge.
I miss you using my shaving foam and saying you don't.
I miss you.
(Pause)
NICKI: Your gonna marry a sweet caring, loving girl. And your gonna live happily ever after. And one day... one day, she'll use your shaving foam too.
SOOZ: I wish I could sleep, sleep to forget. Sleep to dream, dream that it never happend.
SOOZ: Never ask for the truth. No -one ever wants to hear it.
SASHA: One night stands have a bad rep. but think about it.
Girl meets boy, girl snogs boy, girl has sweetdreams.
NIKKI: He says Tomato. I say something, Animal, Mineral but defently not vegatable
ALEX: Its darker than a dark thing. You could pass a herd of stampeding buffalo and you wouldn't see a thing.
SASHA: Maybe we should split up?
ALEX: Bad move, Ray Meares in Extreme Survival says always stay with the vehicle
NICKI: Ray's Pearls of wisdom apply to the Sahara. I don't think they hold much sway in the home county.
ALEX: I dunno.
NICKI: White, Cream or Light Grey. White, Cream or Light Grey.
ALEX: She's finally flipped, shes having flash backs of 80's fashions.
NICKI: No, regulation passport phots have to be...
ALL (Rob/Alex/Sasha/Nicki): White, Cream or Light Grey.
